Muscles Marinara Sightings

Muscles had a busy summer and is taking a break from all his travelling. What ever shall he do with all his new found downtime?

- Dubs

We’re about out of steam, so we’re taking a sabbatical. If you want to see new content in the interim how about you submit something? We’d certainly appreciate it. - Admins

Always modest, Muscles felt a hearty clap was more appropriate than making a complete ass of himself while celebrating an exciting moment during a pivotal playoff game.

- Dubs

Ricky Bobby may have named his offspring Walker & Texas Ranger in honor of the character played by the original badass, Chuck Norris. But he reserved the name of the original original badass, Muscles Marinara, for what helped produced them. He was also over for dinner a lot…

-Dubs

Muscles favorite part of the Superhero Awards every year is a solid blooper reel.

- AFanOfTheSauce

Questions don’t get any more rhetorical than this one.

- Dubs

Muscles trying to bring some credibility to this trio’s ‘we’re tough guys’ pose, though it ain’t easy with two anchors weighing him down…

- Clams Casino

Muscles Marinara loves to be in the front row for a good fight. Even if it’s just as an extra for the recreation of one, the man is never too far from the ring.

- AFanOfTheSauce

During his brief time on the panel, Muscles was a militant Brian Dunkleman supporter. Producers decided the best course of action was to excise him from all records, Stalin-style. Two interns lost their lives obtaining this proof.

-Dagina Brown

Hall & Oates & Marinara didn’t exactly roll off the tongue, but the fat cats at RCA were okay with it as long as the sales kept pouring in. That is until Muscles refused to participate in the theme of the “Private Eyes” video, as a trench coat sans sleeves was unavailable.

-Lando

Riding in the back of the school bus :: The back row of this photo

(You ain’t cool unless you’re there…)

-Dubs